Transformers: Age Of Extinction - 16/10/2014
How Mr Michael Bay is not on a register I do not know.
Nicola Peltz, at the time of filming is 18 going on 19, yet Mr Bay turns her into a 17 year old perv-fest with a valid law to warrant her older boyfriend, "The Romeo and Juliet Clause" that the boyfriend has laminated in his wallet. If Bay had put half as much effort into directing a half decent film instead of researching how he can perv over the next young girl then we may get back to the Bad Boys era
Tranformers: Age of Extinction takes place after the events of a previous movie that I didn't care about and we have now left behind the screaming muppets and replaced them with Mark Walberg. Big hunks of Scrap Metal duke it out for well over 2 hours with a plot that is non-existent and a cast you couldn't care less about.
If you do end up watching this then turn it into a drinking game:
Take a shot for every American Flag
Take a shot for every time you feel pervy
Take a shot for every big ass explosion for no reason
...by the end of the first 10 minutes you may need a stomach pump!
Funny as well that the bad guy, who is obviously Megatron but no-one likes to say it, doesn't do anything through the film and walks into the dark at the end saying, "I'll be back" or something to that degree. We haven't really seen you do much, so we are not really sure what you are coming back to do...more of nothing???
Oh and the dinobots you have been waiting for, turn up in the last 10 mintues of the film and do NOTHING!
Terrible film, terrible script, terrible acting and hunks of metal that are indistinguishable from each other boshing and whalloping
Absolute tripe!
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